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thatgaydude:

turn down for what

That’s not a dog its Albert Einstein

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gengiskahn:

If this selfie doesn’t get notes I’ll cry bc it’s cute

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justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

"The lesbian mermaid swam through the murky waters, passing the kind, little fish as she did so. She waved to a school, they fluttered their tiny fins in response. Suddenly, she heard a muffled boom above the water. The school dispersed; she felt the waters disrupted. Fearing it was cannons of the pirates that condemned her to the ocean all those years ago, she slowly put her eyes above the water. Her oceanic blue eyes grew wide.

Less than a thousand yards away, she saw a horde of large dragons circling and scorching a robot. A large, angry robot. She heard an indistinct muttering beside her, and saw a small boat. Inside, two cute, female scientists were bickering. The mermaid could feel the tension. She silently made her way towards the boat. Having not heard English in some time, she tried to make out what they were saying. She made out one fragment of a sentence, “…kill the dragons…” followed by something she heard as “…save our girl…”

The mermaid thought to herself, “Why would you save your ‘girl’ by killing other girls”? The scientists started and stared at the mermaid. She realized she had accidentally spoken out loud. The terror of the scientists slowly melted into attraction, sideswiped by the mermaids beauty.

The blonde scientist asked, “What do you mean, ‘other girls’?”

The mermaid responded, feeling nervous at the beauty of the fair blonde, and the voluptuous brunette, “You do know what dragons are, right?”

Just then, as sudden as the boom from the robot brought her above the water, the ferocious horde of dragons powered through the robot with a circle of fire. As the chaos calmed down, the dragons noticed the scientists and the mermaid. The head dragon flew over and asked, “Was that contraption yours?”

The scientists muttered in awe of the now obviously gorgeous dragon. Her voice was clear and crisp, like a diamond. The mermaid spoke, “Forgive them, madame, they didn’t know what your precious species truly were-“

"Precious?" The dragon roared, "Precious!? I’ll show you precious!” And with a flap of her wings, a flash of light engulfed them all.

As the light subsided, the scientists and the mermaid found themselves alone. A pure, female voice behind them asked, “Where in God’s name did you come from?”

The scientists looked at each other, then back to the gorgeous, female knight upon a glimmering, bright white horse. The mermaid looked at the bewildered scientists, then at the warrior. And then, the mermaid smirked. She knew that the dragon had sent them back for some fun. She made her way towards the knight.”

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justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

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endocrines:

I hate how tumblr friendships die so quickly

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ejlandsman:

I compiled some personal tactics and crowd sourced DIY remedies for the sads (clinical term) into a mini comic! Enjoy xoxo

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this is literally the best video on the internet

 

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ultrafacts:

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The whole compiled list of useful links / life hacks. More is to come! Follow today!

 

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This is what my mind sounds like.

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